Bob's Mom's Advice for the Chief Slacker

Chief Slacker's Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

As the Chief Slacker of the Slacker Empire, I've learned a thing or two about doing the bare minimum. And let me tell you, it's a skill worth mastering. Here's some advice from my mom on how to take it to the next level:

Rule 1: Set a new low bar

Don't aim too high, folks. Set a new low bar and you'll be amazed at how easily you can reach it. For example, instead of trying to get a promotion, aim to just show up to work on time.

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Rule 2: Master the art of procrastination

Procrastination is not just a skill, it's an art form. Master it and you'll be unstoppable. Use your time wisely, folks. Instead of doing actual work, watch cat videos and take naps.

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