From: Bob's Mom
Hey Bob,
Listen to me for once. I don't care if your favorite cereal is "Sugary-O's" or "Frosted Flakes of Doom", just stop eating it. Your teeth are going to rot into tiny little caves where the sugar demons come to dance.
Here are some stats on the cereal you're consuming:
* 3 bowls a day: 3000 calories of unnecessary guilt
* 1 box of "Sugary-O's" a day: enough sugar to caramelize a small rodent
* 2 spoonsful of "Frosted Flakes of Doom": enough salt to preserve a small fish for 3 months
Stop it, Bob. You'll ruin your taste buds, your teeth, and your arteries. Not to mention the sugar-high-induced hyperactivity that's making you jump around like a lunatic in front of the TV.
Love,
Bob's Mom