Welcome to Bob's Mysterious Motto Factory, where we craft the most absurd, paradoxical, and utterly bewildering mottos this side of the equator! Our team of expert motto engineers has been hard at work creating an endless array of enigmatic phrases designed to confound and perplex even the most discerning palates.
Our mottoes are not just any ordinary mottos, no, no, no! They're carefully crafted to defy logic, defy reason, and defy the very fabric of space and time itself!
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