Our mission is to nap frequently. Like, really frequently. As often as possible. We're talking 5-6 times a day. Okay, fine. We're talking 24/7. No, wait, that's not even possible. Okay, fine. We're talking 24/7, 365. No, really, we're talking 24/7, 365, minus the leap years. Okay, just go with 24/7, 365.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to pushing the boundaries of napping. Our naps are so frequent, so deep, so rejuvenating that we're basically superhuman. Okay, fine. We're just really, really sleepy.
- We nap before, during, and after work.
- We nap on the job.
- We nap on the bus.
- We nap on the couch. We nap on the bed. We nap on the floor. We nap on the ceiling. Okay, fine. We nap on the floor.
Our naps are so frequent that we've developed a complex system of napping protocols and nap-frequency statistics. Want to learn more? Click the links below.
Nap Frequency Statistics Nap Frequency Protocol