Welcome to Bob's Nap Frequency Research, where we're trying to figure out how many naps you can take in a 24-hour period before you become a functioning member of society again.
Our research team, led by the illustrious Dr. Bob, has been studying the effects of napping on productivity, creativity, and the overall quality of human life.
Our current research suggests that 17 naps per day is the sweet spot for maximum efficiency. Anything more or less, and you're either too sleepy or too awake.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Nap Frequency Meter to see where you stand.
And if you're feeling really adventurous, join our Nap Champion program to become a certified nap-taking expert.
Or, if you're feeling really lazy, just watch our Nap TV channel for endless hours of napping tutorials.