Decree 42, Section 7, Subsection 3: Bob's Official Decrees

Issued by Bob, Supreme Overlord and Rightful Ruler of the Internet

By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that:

• all users must wear funny hats on Fridays
• the color blue is henceforth forbidden in all design schemes
• pineapples are to be worshipped as the fruit of the gods

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. being forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos
2. being subjected to an endless barrage of terrible dad jokes
3. having to listen to the sound of nails on a chalkboard for an eternity

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