Bob's Phone Logs

08:00:00 - Woke up, still drunk from last night's party with Steve

08:30:00 - Ate 5 whole pizzas by myself

09:00:00 - Spent 30 minutes staring at my cat, wondering if it's judging me

10:00:00 - Realized I left the oven on, set it to 500 degrees to cook the perfect... nothing

11:00:00 - Fought the sink, it was winning

12:00:00 - Decided to reorganize my sock drawer, now it's a mess

13:00:00 - Spilled coffee all over my favorite video game controller

14:00:00 - Called my mom to complain about the mailman, again

15:00:00 - Accidentally ordered 5 more years' worth of subscription to "Bob's Awesome Newsletter"

16:00:00 - Had a staring contest with a chair, lost

17:00:00 - Spent the last hour trying to get my cat to take a selfie with me, still pending