Project Zeta-5: The Most Extraordinary Project in the History of Extraordinary Projects

Quarter 1: Planning and Scheming

Months 1-3: Bob will spend 100% of his waking hours thinking about this project.

Months 4-6: The team will pretend to listen to Bob.

Months 7-9: Bob will realize he's overthinking it and start making decisions.

Months 10-12: The team will frantically type and bug-squash.

Months 13-15: Bob will rewrite the entire project because someone complained about the font.

Months 16-18: The project will be 90% complete, but 90% of the time will be spent on 10% of the code.

Months 19-21: The project will launch with great fanfare, but 90% of users will be confused.

Months 22-24: Bob will spend all his time responding to support tickets.

Months 25-27: The project will be abandoned, but Bob will still be thinking about it.