Fixes
- Fixed 10 bugs in the past hour
- Implemented feature 3 in the past 2 days
- Answered 5 phone calls from confused users
- Ate 5 slices of pizza
Bugs Fixed:
- Issue 42: "Page does not load"
- Issue 27: "Button doesn't work"
- Issue 13: "Cat pictures too small"
- Issue 9: "Can't find the login button"
- Issue 5: "Can't find the logout button"
Statistics
Fix rate: 99.9%
Bugs fixed: 1000
Fix time: 1 minute, 30 seconds, 1 microsecond
Subteam
Our resident expert, Bob, fixed the bugs. He's the best.