Bob is a highly trained professional with a Master's in Advanced Futility and a Ph.D. in Pointless Research. He's spent years studying the art of doing nothing, and has become an expert in the field.
As the lead researcher on the Nerd-Phase project, Bob's goal is to push the boundaries of human knowledge to new and exciting levels of irrelevance. His current research involves staring at a wall and trying to determine the optimal angle of gaze.
Learn more about our mission and how it has been compromised by Bob's constant procrastination.
Browse our current projects and see if anything catches your eye (but let's be real, it's probably just Bob staring at a wall).
When he's not busy being a researcher, Bob enjoys: