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Bob's Project Roadmap Phase 2: Because Phase 1 Was a Disaster

Phase 2.1: The "We're Not Dead Yet" Phase

Bob will pretend to care about the project for another 4-6 weeks. During this time, he will occasionally send out status updates that will only serve to confuse and demotivate the team.

See more of Bob's questionable leadership

Phase 2.2: The "We're Not Dead Yet, But Our Hair is Getting Greasier" Phase

Bob will start to actually do some work on the project, but only when his cat is sleeping. He will make sure to wear a pair of his best "I'm a professional" slacks to make it look like he's trying.

Witness Bob's half-hearted efforts

Phase 2.3: The "We're Actually Dead, But We'll Pretend We're Not" Phase

Bob will send out a company-wide email announcing the project's cancellation, but only after he has spent 2 weeks writing 17 different drafts.

See the dramatic finale to Bob's project