Bob's Roadmap

Welcome to the highly anticipated, utterly confusing, and completely unnecessary Phase 4 of Bob's Roadmap.

• Feature 1: Infinite Looping Toaster
• Feature 2: Automated Disco Ball Dispenser
• Feature 3: Self-Adjusting Socks Drawer

Phase 4: The Point of No Return (or is it?)

This phase is where things start to get really interesting (or really, really confusing). Bob's team will be working tirelessly to bring you the most bewildering, the most befuddling, the most utterly bewildering features you've ever seen.

• Feature 4: Self-Healing Socks ( Patent Pending )
• Feature 5: Infinite Ping Pong Table
• Feature 6: Autonomous Toaster Maintenance Assistant