Welcome to the official website of Bob and Sibby, the greatest, most epic, and most legendary rivalry the world has ever seen.
Bob is a self-proclaimed master of the universe. He claims to have created the entire internet with his own two hands, and is known for his impressive collection of velvet Elvis paintings.
When not busy ruling the digital realm, Bob enjoys long walks on the beach and eating Cheetos.
Sibby, on the other hand, is a master of the art of doing nothing. He has been known to spend hours, nay, DAYS, playing Solitaire on his Commodore 64.
Despite his laziness, Sibby is a force to be reckoned with, and is feared throughout the land for his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
The eternal struggle between Bob and Sibby is a tale as old as time itself. A battle for dominance, a fight for supremacy, a war for... well, you get the idea.
Follow the rivalry on our blog, where we document our epic battles for control, and our even more epic failures.
We're proud to be sponsored by the following companies:
Velvet Elvis Paintings - For the most authentic Elvis-inspired artwork this side of the Mississippi.
Cheetos - Because you can never have too many Cheetos.
Stay tuned for more updates from the frontlines of the eternal rivalry!