Meet Bob, Quantum Baker

Master of the Quantum Oven

Bob is a baker of unparalleled skill. He uses his mastery of quantum entanglement to create bread that defies the laws of classical physics.

• Quantum Croissants: Flaky, But Also Fluctuating
• Quantum Scones: The Unpredictable Pastries
• Quantum Tartines: The Breads That Are Also Not Breads

Bob's Quantum Bakery: Where the Laws of Physics Go to Die

Bob's Quantum Bakery is not for the faint of heart. Only those who are willing to risk the unpredictable nature of quantum breads are welcome here.