Bob's Reading Tips
Bob's Reading Tips are a series of unorthodox and occasionally useful suggestions for navigating the world of books.
1. Start by reading the back cover. Not the real back cover, the fake one on the inside of the book. It's like a little preview of all the fun you won't have.
2. Use a highlighter to mark all the places you would like to nap in. It's like a map for your eyelids.
3. Read in the dark, with the TV glowing like a firefly in the corner of the room. It's like having your own personal disco party in your head.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out Bob's reading list: