Bob's BBQ 200: The Recipe

For the Love of All That's Holy and Delicious

As the sun sets over the vast, open plains of suburbia, there's only one thing on every true American's mind: BBQ. And for Bob, that thing is a sacred trust.

 

Bob's BBQ 200 is not just a recipe, it's a way of life. It's the culmination of years of research, experimentation, and utter disregardประก the rules of culinary sanity.

 

This, dear reader, is the secret to it all:

• Saucy's the key
• Meat, glorious meat, and more meat
• The Secret Ingredient That'll Make You Cry (Tears of joy, that is)
• Tips and Tricks to Drive Your Guests to the Brink of Insanity

 

So, don your apron, preheat the grill, and join Bob on this culinary journey into the heart of America. And remember: when in doubt, add more bacon.