BBQ-201: The Original

Bob's BBQ-202: The Sequel

Bob's BBQ-202 is a game-changing BBQ sauce made with a special blend of spices and a pinch of love. It's so good, you'll want to put it on everything. Try it on your favorite burger, your eggs, your fries... Heck, try it on your shoes.

But wait, there's more! Bob's BBQ-202 comes with a special set of instructions:

• Step 1: Open the bottle of Bob's BBQ-202 and stare deeply into the label.
• Step 2: Take a deep breath and close your eyes.
• Step 3: Shake the bottle vigorously for 5 seconds to activate the flavor.
• Step 4: Apply the sauce to your food item of choice.
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you're satisfied.

And that's it! Bob's prophets have foretold the coming of a BBQ apocalypse, where every meal will be drenched in BBQ-202. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Click here to learn the secret recipe!