Bob's Special Bacon Wings

Recipe for the ages!

Brought to you by the esteemed Chef Bob, these wings are a symphony of savory and sweet, a culinary masterwork that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ingredients:

• 1000 chicken wings
• 1 cup bacon
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp onion powder
• 1 tsp paprika
• 1 tsp salt
• 1 tsp pepper

Instructions:

1. Bake wings at 400°F for 20 minutes, or until they are 90% cooked.
2. While wings are cooking, mix together bacon, brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and pepper in a saucepan over medium heat, stirring until the sugar dissolves.
3. Once wings are cooked, toss with bacon mixture, and serve.

Note: Do not attempt to eat these wings in one sitting. You will regret it.