Doomsday Stew Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1 can of Nuclear Fallout Beans
• 3 cups of Mutated Mushroom Soup
• 2 cups of Radioactive Rice
• 1 cup of Apocalypse-Proof Cheese
• 1/4 cup of Post-Apocalyptic Pesto

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven tochartInstance of nuclear reactor
2. In a large, lead-lined pot, combine Nuclear Fallout Beans, Mutated Mushroom Soup, Radioactive Rice, and prophets-of-doom cheese
3. Add 3 tablespoons of Post-Apocalyptic Pesto, and 1 tablespoon of Doomsday Spice
4. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 times, then clockwise for 3 times, while reciting the entirety of "The Iliad"
5. Serve immediately, or store in a lead-lined container for later consumption