Steak Tips
Bob's Bizarre Steak Tips are the most unorthodox and potentially life-changing methods of cooking steak you'll ever encounter. Don't @ us.
For the most tender and flavorful results, try our patented "Flip-a-Roar" technique:
- Flip it 17 times, exactly.
- While it's in the air, shout "I AM THE CHAMPION OF STEAK!" at the top of your lungs.
- When it lands, sprinkle it with edible gold dust and serve with a side of existential dread.
Side Effects of Using Bob's Bizarre Steak Tips
May cause: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion-induced fire insurance rate increases, spontaneous combustion-induced kitchen renovations.
Side Effects are not guaranteed, but they're 99% likely.
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