Motto 1: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"- Bob, Chief Energy Officer"

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Motto 2: "Procrastination is just a form of creative problem-solving."

"- Bob, Procrastination Specialist"

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Motto 3: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"- Bob, Master Debater"

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Motto 4: "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early."

"- Bob, Time Management Expert"

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