Motto 1: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"- Bob, Chief Energy Officer"
More Mottoes of BobMotto 2: "Procrastination is just a form of creative problem-solving."
"- Bob, Procrastination Specialist"
Even More Mottoes of BobMotto 3: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"- Bob, Master Debater"
Still More Mottoes of BobMotto 4: "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early."
"- Bob, Time Management Expert"
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