Bob's Schedule for This Week: Friday

Today Friday, "The Day of Rest". Here's what's in store:

• 8:00 AM: Wake up, get coffee, and pretend to be a functional member of society.
• 9:00 AM: Eat 4 bowls of oatmeal, 3 cups of coffee, and 2 slices of toast.
• 10:00 AM: Spend 2 hours browsing cat videos on the internet, then attempt to write 1 hour's worth of actual work.
• 12:00 PM: Lunchtime! Consume 5 sandwiches, 2 bags of chips, and a 2-liter of soda.
• 1:00 PM: Take a 3-hour nap, then wake up and complain about how tired you are.
• 4:00 PM: Begin preparations for the weekend, including but not limited to: making a to-do list, setting reminders, and staring out the window.

See Bob's Notes for more info. Check out Bob's Goals for the Month.