Bob's Weekend Schedule

Weekend Plan: (Saturday and Sunday)

Saturday:

• 10:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the alarm clock for 30 minutes.
• 11:00 AM - Eat a bowl of oatmeal while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
• 1:00 PM - Take a 3-hour nap.
• 4:00 PM - Watch a 12-hour marathon of cat videos on YouTube.
• 10:00 PM - Go for a walk while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

Sunday:

• 10:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and scream at the alarm clock for 30 minutes.
• 11:00 AM - Eat a bowl of oatmeal while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
• 1:00 PM - Take a 3-hour nap.
• 4:00 PM - Take a 2-hour nap.
• 6:00 PM - Go for a walk while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

Siesta Time: (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM)

Siesta time is when the world is at its most productive. It's like a mini-vacation within the vacation.

• 12:00 PM - Take a 2-hour nap.
• 2:00 PM - Eat a snack while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

Weekend Socials: (Saturday and Sunday)

I'm only socializing with my plants this weekend. They don't judge me for my existential crises.

• Saturday:
• 10:00 AM - Meet with the plants for brunch.
• 12:00 PM - Watch plants do plant things.
• Sunday:
• 10:00 AM - Meet with the plants for brunch.
• 12:00 PM - Watch plants do plant things.

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