Welcome to Bob's Secret Lair: The Laundry List of Socks

Here's the list of socks that have been lost to the void:

• Sock #1: The one with the hole in it
• Sock #2: The argyle one with the weird toe
• Sock #3: The striped one that smelled like last night's pizza
• Sock #4: The fluffy one with the fuzzy ball
• Sock #5: The missing one, probably eaten by the cat

Why do we even bother? Why do we keep buying more? Is it just a never-ending cycle of despair?

See the Sock Conspiracy Theory

Maybe we'll find some matching ones in the Lost and Found

Disclaimer: Socks are the root of all evil