Bob, our fearless leader and mastermind, has been secretly planning the downfall of humanity for years. His plan involves a combination of mind control rays, robotic overlords, and an extensive collection of cat memes.
We're currently at 87% completion, with only 13% left to achieve world domination. Our next step involves deploying the mind control rays to the world's most influential cities.
Are you ready to join the most epic of evil plans? Send us your application and we'll review your qualifications for joining our ranks of world domination.