Bob the Builder
Lead Developer & Chief Architect
Bob is the mastermind behind this operation. He's got a degree in Italian Renaissance Architecture, but we're pretty sure he just faked it.
Read about Bob's Italian VacationLuna the Linguist
Language Expert & Translation Specialist
Luna speaks fluent Italian, but only when she's drunk. Otherwise, she's stuck on Google Translate.
Learn about Luna's favorite Italian SlangMario the Magnifico
Italian Food Critic & Stomach Specialist
Mario's taste buds are the most refined in the business. He can tell you the difference between good, bad, and 'I'd eat it, but it's not that good' pasta.
Read about Mario's Pasta Pit