Bob's Security Check: A Guide to Not Getting Fired

Welcome, Bob! Today we're going to go through the most critical security checklist to ensure your employment with our company remains... well, employed!

• Check your password strength
  • Is your password at least 12 characters long? No? Fix it!
  • Is your password a mix of upper and lowercase letters, numbers, and special characters? No? Fix it!
  • Is your password not "iloveyou123"? Fix it!
• Check for 2FA
  • Do you have a 2FA setup on your phone?
  • Is it not just your mom's name and your birthdate?
• Check your backups
  • Do you have backups of all your files?
  • Are they not in a zip file labeled "Important Stuff.zip"?