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Where we document all the wild services that Bob's team has managed to mess up.
Where it all started... or did it?
When Bob's team decided to take it outside (literally).
When we realized the sink was more than just a place for washing dishes...
A 6-foot-tall, neon-lit, inflatable unicorn that was meant to be a morale-booster, but ended up being a hazard.
A coffee machine that decided to get a little too creative with its milk frothing.
A toaster that printed out selfies instead of toast. Because, priorities.
A chair that, well, had an issue with holding it in.
An elevator that, much to everyone's surprise, actually sang.
When our robots got a little too clever... and a little too self-aware.
We're not responsible for any property damage or emotional trauma caused by these services. You're on your own, folks.