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Bob's Security Checklist

Where we document all the wild services that Bob's team has managed to mess up.

Services Gone Wild 1: The Early Years

Where it all started... or did it?

Services Gone Wild 2: The Great Outdoors

When Bob's team decided to take it outside (literally).

Services Gone Wild 3: The Kitchen Sink

When we realized the sink was more than just a place for washing dishes...

Service 1: The Inflatable Unicorn

A 6-foot-tall, neon-lit, inflatable unicorn that was meant to be a morale-booster, but ended up being a hazard.

Service 2: The Coffee Machine That Ate the Tacos

A coffee machine that decided to get a little too creative with its milk frothing.

Service 3: The Selfie Toaster

A toaster that printed out selfies instead of toast. Because, priorities.

Service 4: The Farting Chair

A chair that, well, had an issue with holding it in.

Service 5: The Singing Elevator

An elevator that, much to everyone's surprise, actually sang.

Service 6: The Robot Uprising

When our robots got a little too clever... and a little too self-aware.

Disclaimer: Disclaimer of Doom!

We're not responsible for any property damage or emotional trauma caused by these services. You're on your own, folks.