The Tenets of Bob's Snack Philosophy
There are tenets, and then there are snacks. We'll get to the tenets later.
- 1. The Crunch is Mightier than the Sword: A snack must have a satisfying crunch to be worth eating.
- 2. The Cheese is Always Right: All snacking is better with cheese, duh.
- 3. The Spoons are Mightier than the Forks: Utensils are for wimps, we use our hands.
- 4. The Snack is Mightier than the Man: The perfect snack is one that's greater than the sum of its parts.
- 5. The Snack is Always Right: If it's a snack, it's right, no debate.
- 6. The Binge is Mightier than the Binge: Moderation is for amateurs, we snack all day.
- 7. The Snack is Always Better: Snacking is an art form, and we're the masters.
- 8. The Hand is Mightier than the Handheld: We snack with our hands, not with some boring old device.
- 9. The Snack is Always Worth It: A good snack is worth fighting for, or at least worth the calories.
- 10. The Snack is Always Greater: A snack is not just a snack, it's an experience, man.
And that's it, folks! The tenets of Bob's Snack Philosophy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some snacks to attend to.
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