The Tenets of Bob's Snack Philosophy

There are tenets, and then there are snacks. We'll get to the tenets later.

1. The Crunch is Mightier than the Sword: A snack must have a satisfying crunch to be worth eating.
2. The Cheese is Always Right: All snacking is better with cheese, duh.
3. The Spoons are Mightier than the Forks: Utensils are for wimps, we use our hands.
4. The Snack is Mightier than the Man: The perfect snack is one that's greater than the sum of its parts.
5. The Snack is Always Right: If it's a snack, it's right, no debate.
6. The Binge is Mightier than the Binge: Moderation is for amateurs, we snack all day.
7. The Snack is Always Better: Snacking is an art form, and we're the masters.
8. The Hand is Mightier than the Handheld: We snack with our hands, not with some boring old device.
9. The Snack is Always Worth It: A good snack is worth fighting for, or at least worth the calories.
10. The Snack is Always Greater: A snack is not just a snack, it's an experience, man.

And that's it, folks! The tenets of Bob's Snack Philosophy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some snacks to attend to.