Issue 1: Sock Disappearance
On 2022-03-01, Bob reported 17 missing socks. This was the highest number of missing socks recorded in a single day.
Issue 2: Sock Misplacement
It appears that Bob has misplaced 3 socks in the washing machine. Investigation is ongoing.
Issue 3: Sock Odor
A batch of socks from the dryer was found to be emitting a strong odor. The cause is unknown, but theories include:
- Overuse of fabric softener
- Mysterious sock-eating creature
- Alien invasion
Issue 4: Sock Sockness
Bob has reported experiencing an existential crisis due to the sheer number of missing socks. He is currently seeking therapy.