Bob's Subroutines

Subroutine 1: The Morning Routine

Every morning, Bob wakes up at 6:00 AM to start his day with a rigorous 30-minute routine that includes:

• Drink 3 cups of coffee in 5 minutes
• Sing "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor at the top of his lungs while dancing on one foot
• Eat 2 whole bagels in 5 minutes while simultaneously playing the harmonica

It's a tough routine, but someone's gotta do it.

Subroutine 2: The Lunchtime Routine

Bob's lunch routine involves eating a 10-pound burrito in one sitting while solving a Rubik's Cube in 5 minutes.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

Subroutine 3: The Bedtime Routine

Bob's bed time routine consists of reading 5 pages of a book in 10 seconds while wearing a pair of night goggles.