Bob is our fearless leader, and by "fearless," we mean he's got a death wish. He's the one who decided that our company's slogan should be "We're Not Lying, We're Just Very Confident." He's been known to walk into a room, stare down a bear, and come out with a winning smile.
When he's not busy being a boss, Bob enjoys extreme knitting, competitive eating, and playing the trombone in his spare time.
Learn about Bob's impressive feats!Steve is Bob's trusted confidant and go-to guy for everything except for actual advice, which he gets from his mom. He's an expert in all things mundane and has a Ph.D. in procrastination.
When he's not busy being a sidekick, Steve enjoys collecting novelty socks, practicing his "I'm not a morning person" face, and pretending to be asleep during meetings.
Read about Steve's impressive (not really) accomplishments!