Bobby's Incomparable Test Checklist

Test 1: Did I remember to turn off the toaster?

• Check that the toaster is not on fire.
• Verify the toast is not stuck in an infinite loop.
• Make sure the toast is not plotting against me.

Test 2: Is my desk a suitable workspace?

• Does the surface area of my desk fit within 4-6 inches of personal bubble space.
• Is there a minimum of 3 empty space units within a 10-foot radius of the desk.
• Has the desk been certified "Non-Disruptive" by a licensed expert?

Test 3: Can my keyboard be used for non-keyboard purposes?

• Has the keyboard been properly "de-keyboarded" by a trained professional.
• Are all keys still present, but not functioning.
• Has the keyboard been granted special "Non-Keyboard" status by the authorities.