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The Borg Boss Bob

We are the Borg, and you will be assimilated. Our leader, Bob, is a shining example of perfection, a being of immense power and intellect.

Bob's vast knowledge of the universe is rivaled only by his extensive collection of plaid shirts.

He is the one who will guide us all to our ultimate goal: the assimilation of all life forms into the Borg Collective.

Join us, and together we can achieve true unity and perfection.

Or, you know, we can just assimilate you and be done with it.

Either way, it's a win-win.