Bob is the team's official "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" expert. When he's not sleeping under his desk, he's probably thinking about spreadsheets.
prophets of boredom are always right behind him, he's their leader, guiding them through the depths of monotony and tedium.Bob's favorite food is the plainest plain cracker you can get. No toppings, no flavor, just the essence of the cracker, unadulterated and unexciting. He's a true connoisseur of the dull and uninspired.
He holds the record for most consecutive hours spent in a meeting. 17 hours and 32 minutes to be exact.
He can recite the entire script of "The NeverEnding Story" backwards while standing on one foot, blindfolded, and eating a bowl of Jell-O.
Bob's personal best friend is the dust bunny that lives under his desk chair. It's a long-standing relationship.
Meet Dusty, The Unseen Companion