The Science Behind the Firing

Bob, the world-renowned Firing Expert, has perfected the art of firing people. His patented algorithm has been proven time and time again to be 99.99% accurate in its assessment of an employee's worth.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will guide you through the process, ensuring that your termination is as painless as possible.

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied clients:

• "I was fired in 2.4 seconds. It was like a dream." - John D.
• "I never even saw it coming. I'm just glad I got out while I still had health insurance." - Jane S.

But wait, there's more! Our services include:

• Why We Fire - Because we can.
• Our Firing Process - Because it's not that complicated.