Bob's Thesis: A Treatise on the Art of Doing Nothing

In this, his magnum opus, Bob explores the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing. A comprehensive guide to the art of procrastination, the science of laziness, and the philosophy of doing the bare minimum.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Doing Nothing

This chapter delves into the basics of doing nothing, including the importance of a comfortable chair, the art of perfecting the "stare-at-a-wall" technique, and the optimal ratio of snacks-to-time-spent-doing-nothing.

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