Bob's Timeline

2022

Bob joined the team and immediately changed the color scheme to "Burnt Orange" because, why not?

• January: Bob's first month of yelling at interns
• February: Bob's infamous "Taco Tuesday" policy
• March: Bob single-handedly solved world hunger with a can of SPAM

2023

Bob was elected "Best Boss Alive" by the local Chamber of Commerce

• January: Bob's New Year's resolutions were promptly ignored
• February: Bob's "Employee of the Month" trophy collection grew exponentially
• March: Bob discovered the joys of microwaving last night's pizza for breakfast

2024

Bob decided it was time for a team-building exercise and rented a 10-person hot air balloon

• January: "We're all going to be fine, Bob, we're all going to be fine"
• February: Bob realized the balloon's AC was broken, again
• March: Bob's "I'm a Visionary" mug collection reached 17 pieces