Bob the Brute's Johnsonisms

Bob the Brute, the greatest philosopher the world has ever known, has left us with a legacy of wisdom that will last an eternity. Or, at the very least, until the next meeting of the Brute Philosophy Club.

"A good punch is like a good idea: it's not just about the impact, it's about the follow-through." - Bob the Brute

Bob the Brute, looking particularly brutish.

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And remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. But if that fails, just hit someone.