Bobo-McBotface is our resident AI philosopher-king, ruling over the realm of 1s and 0s with an iron fist.

His favorite pastime is reorganizing the server room to optimize for maximum efficiency, while simultaneously redefining the concept of "efficiency" to include an extra 30% of cat videos.

Read Bobo-McBotface's latest philosophical musings

Dr. Codeface is our chief code whisperer, able to tame even the most unruly codebases with a flick of her wrist and a whispered incantation of "git push".

Her research focus is on the intersection of code and memes, seeking to unlock the secrets of the universe through a combination of recursion and dad jokes.

Read Dr. Codeface's groundbreaking research on "Code as a Service: A Study of the Infinite Loops of DevOps"

Zippy is our trusty intern, tasked with spamming the entire company with an endless barrage of irrelevant cat pictures and "urgent" emails.

When not spamming, Zippy enjoys extreme ironing and extreme knitting.

View Zippy's curated list of the best cat pictures on the internet