Welcome to "Bob's Family of Disappointment"! I'm Bob Jr., the youngest and most disappointing member of the family. My dad, Bob Sr., is a legend in his own mind, but don't let his impressive mustache fool you. My mom, Bobina, is a master of the art of doing nothing.
But enough about them, let's talk about me. I've written a book about my own life, and let's just say it's a real page-turner (get it?ประก). It's all about my struggles with finding purpose, my lack of direction, and my general feeling of being utterly unfulfilled.
You can read more about my book in the "Bob's Books" section, where you'll be treated to a series of chapters that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore the rest of our site, where you'll find: