Chapter 3: Bob Sr.'s Greatest Regret

As I'm sure you're aware, Bob Sr. has always been a bit of a... complicated figure. A man of great passion and questionable life choices. And what better way to explore those than through a series of books?

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Excerpts from "A Life of Quiet Despair" by Bob Sr. himself

"I remember the day I decided to start that lemonade stand. I thought it would be a good way to teach my children the value of hard work and the American dream. Little did I know, it would lead to a lifetime of crippling student loans and existential dread."

Side note: Do not read this chapter if you're easily depressed.