In a daring attempt to defy the fundamental laws of physics, Bob Sr. has embarked on a quest to build a tower that will pierce the fabric of space-time.
Currently, it stands at a whopping 5 feet tall and 3 inches wide, with a base made of pure, unadulterated hubris.
Future plans include adding more hubris, possibly some actual physics, and a really big "WOOHOO!" written across the side in glitter paint.
In a shocking twist, Bob Sr.'s quantum tower has attracted the attention of local bureaucrats, who are now trying to regulate it out of existence.
Bob Sr. is fighting back with his trusty copy of The Bureaucratic Handbook, but sources close to the project say he's starting to lose steam.
Bob Sr.'s quantum tower has also attracted the attention of his family, who are now trying to inherit it in his will.
Bob Sr. is fighting this with his will, but sources close to the family say they're not giving up without a fight.