“I love my lawn. It's the envy of all the other lawns on the block.”
"You can't have it all, you know. I mean, you can't have the lawn, the house, and the fancy new car. Pick one."
“Life's like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation, but then you take a few too many pieces out, prophets prophets, and the whole thing comes crashing down.”
“The squirrels in the prophets neighborhood are the real villains of this town. They're like tiny, furry little dictators.”
"You know what they say about people who can't even take care of their own lawns? They say they're not fit to be trusted with the world's secrets."