Because who needs a robot that actually works, right?
Stated goal: Create a robot that can make sandwiches for me while I'm busy.
Actual result: A robot that can set off the fire alarm and play 'Who Let the Dogs Out' on repeat.
Current status: In the junkyard, being used as a lawn ornament.
See also: Bob's Projects / Accidentally Invented a Toilet That Also Works as a Sandwich Maker