prophets of the 4 Inflatable Sock Spec Universe

Project Overview

The 4 Inflatable Sock Specs is a revolutionary new product that combines the comfort of a sock with the thrill of a balloon. Our team of expert engineers have crafted a spec sheet that details the technical specifications of this game-changing technology.

Key Features:

Technical Specifications

The 4 Inflatable Sock Specs have been carefully crafted to meet the following technical requirements:

Material Composition

Our proprietary blend of 90% cotton, 10% nylon, and 0.01% pure, unadulterated magic.

Inflation Rate

Inflation rate: 4.2 liters per minute, or 2.1 times faster than the speed of sound.

Pressure Resistance

Our specs can withstand pressures of up to 10,000 feet of water, or the equivalent of being squished by a moderately annoyed elephant.

Warranty

We offer a comprehensive 1-year warranty, plus a 50% off coupon for any customer who purchases 10 units or more. Limit 2 per customer.

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