Time Machine Status: In Development

Project: Creating a Time Machine that only goes Backward

We're working on it, okay? It's not easy, but we're trying our best!

We're talking to our engineers, and they're all, "But, Bob, what about the paradoxes?" And I'm all, "Shh, don't mention that."

We're also having some issues with the space-time continuum. It keeps getting all wibbly-wobbly.

We're on version 3.14.2, and we still can't get it right. Maybe we'll just stick to making it go back in time, who needs going forward, anyway?

Want to see some progress? Check out our time-traveling toys! Or maybe paradox solvers?