Introduction
This is 3 Bob's Theory of Egos, a comprehensive guide to understanding the intricate web of self-importance.
Bob, the world-renowned egomaniac, has finally cracked the code on how to talk about himself in the third person.
This sub-project is a must-read for anyone looking to improve their self-awareness and develop a more... let's say, 'interesting' personality.
Chapter 1: The Ego-Graph
A visual representation of Bob's ego, featuring 17 interconnected nodes and 27 self-referential loops.
Chapter 2: Ego-Deflection Techniques
Learn how to deflect criticism and praise alike, using Bob's patented Ego-Deflecting Algorithm (EDA).