Bob's latest endeavor: a machine that brews coffee for infinite hours without ever needing a break. Currently in testing phase, where we're trying to figure out how to turn it off.
Lead Developer: Bob
Estimated Completion Date: Never (just kidding, it's still on schedule)
We're working on a system to acquire an endless supply of coffee beans. Because, priorities.
Lead Researcher: Karen, the bean aficionado
Progress: 50% (we've got 50 beans)
Our team of experts is crafting an algorithm that will brew the perfect cup of coffee for eternity.
Lead Algorithmicist: Dave, the code wizard
Progress: 99% (just need to add a few more lines of code)