Phase 1 - The Glorious Failure
Brought to you by Bob, the world's greatest failure.
Subprojects:
Project 1: The Catastrophe
Project 3: The Unmitigated Disaster
Project 4: The Utter Chaos
Key Milestones:
Phase 1: We managed to break the toaster.
Phase 2: We broke the coffee machine.
Phase 3: We accidentally superglued our shoes to the floor.
Phase 4: We gave up.